I don’t fruit all over your mother’s tits.
Eli Manning says, “*New York City has the best breakfast egg sandwiches so I’ll play the chicken.*” Aaron Rodgers says, “*Wisconsin has the best cheese so I’ll play the cow.*” Tom Brady says, “*We just won five Super Bowls so…
Because he uses the finest ingredients.
An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my…
He started with “Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What’s the ‘g’ for?” Obviously I had to reply with “Garnish”. [True story. My dad is not an idiot either, totally normal human.]
He was a terrible pilot.
I heard he has a severe guten allergy.
You would pay to have a potato on you…