What hangs at a mans thigh, and wants to poke a hole, that it’s poked many times before? A key
The man in the barber chair signaled with his finger. ‘Have you got another razor?’ he whispered. ‘Of course, sir,’ said the barber. ‘But may I ask you why?’ ‘I’d like to defend myself,’ said the customer.
Doctor: Why are you so happy? Old Man: My 19 year old wife is pregnant! Can you believe it?! Doctor: Wow, that great news! You know, I have a story to tell you. Old Man: Go ahead Doctor: I once…
Rabbits bang like there’s no fucking tomorrow.
He tried driving a new route to work, but instead of taking the second left, he took the third reich.
…probably because I wasn’t invited…
A Very astute wolf
Is it in yet?
….but get really scared when I ask them to take their clothes off.
There are two goats on top of a hill eating grass. One says to the other I wish this was the kind of grass that gets you high. The other says did we not just climb this hill?