…And it was about time too.
I get a little action on the side
She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to them.She says, ” I want a man that”s smart. Use the words LIVER and CHEESE in one sentence. “The black guy goes ” I love to eat liver and…
There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, “Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?” Trevor says, “Sorry, who are you again?”
He walked over to her and asked her why she was staring. She said, “I’m sorry put you look just like my third husband.” “You’ve been married three times?!” “No, twice.”
the genie says “you get 3 wishes BUT twice as much will go to the blondes” the brunette wishes for 25000000 billion dollars the genie says “the blondes get twice that amount.” the brunette wishes for a nice house “now…
So a teenage girl walks up to her dad, and asks to use the family car. The father agrees, but only if she gives him a blowjob. The daughter things this is really gross, but really needs the car at…
I was just being SARScastic.
None because no juan will be left to change it
Because he can’t do stand ups