I’m having trouble controlling my stools.
A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with a shoe box on the stool next to him. The guy asks, “What’s in the box?” The older guy says matter-of-factly, “A South American Blow Job Toad.” The…
Sorry, we’re open!
An angry man walks into a crowded bar and points to one side of the room and says, “Everyone on this side of the room is a cocksucker! Anyone got a problem with that?” No one says anything. He then…
Because she lies.
So it’s safe to say it was a pretty shit chameleon
So Mickey Mouse goes to a divorce lawyer and says, “I want to divorce Minnie”. The lawyer says,” What reason do you have.” Mickey said he didn’t have a reason. The lawyer says,”Come back when you have a good reason.”…
because that field probably isn’t hiring.
He flipped the chairs over.