One talks with his hands and makes goofy noises, and the other one can’t hear.
Apple’s lead designer consults his factory manager in China on how to improve any flaws on the Iphone 6. When he called the factory manager, he was surprised because it wasnt the manager speaking, but instead his assistant who does…
What do you call toothless bear. A gummy bear!
They’re so full of themselves
It was in tents.
Okay..? “M e.” me. You forgot “D.” There’s no “D in me.” Not yet.
Every time there’s a student protest, you take 100 shots.
On my wedding day back in the hotel room I sat my bride down, took my pants off and handed them to my wife and asked her to put them on. She did, and they fell off. Again she tried…