None, it’s already lit fam.
He raided the register and stole everything in the store, he took every last scent.
**Man** walks in on a **woman** who’s masturbating. Woman says “Eww you pervert!” credit: /u/nobodyatnight
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept…
Two guys are on a transatlantic flight and start chatting about work and whatnot. The subject of family comes up and the first guy says “my son is the laziest kid in the word he wouldn’t even lift a finger…
If they’re under 18 just do them in your head
On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory will be off limits to the female students. Anybody…