…and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy’s head is the size of a tennis ball. “I have to ask, sir,” says the bartender. “Without sounding rude, what happened to your head?” The old guy sighs and tells him,…

and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning.…

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets…

You’ll see a lot of ripostes in the first one

It’s a Craftsman!

…suited.

An Inspectre

When it was time for the happy ending, I finished in 20 seconds. The massause said I need to come more often.

Out of respect, we should at least wait until it takes place.

She was good looking, but I don’t really want a dog.