But then I changed my mind.
He sees an old blind pianist in the corner with a small monkey on his shoulder. He thinks to himself “This place seems nice” , and he orders a pint of beer. He’s looking round admiring the decor when suddenly…
The pencil has a point
A blond woman goes into a pub, where a ventriloquist sits at the scene with a puppet who tells the one blonde joke after the other. After a while the blonde gets angry and goes up to the ventriloquist and…
It was a cat ass trophy
Retreat that way!
Eric Clapton wouldn’t let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony.
It’s just that most people don’t have thyme.
Tiger Woods has a better driver