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I was walking down the pier one day and saw a woman’s dog fall into the water…

She started screaming in a panic as her dog couldn’t swim very well and was starting to go under. Out of nowhere a little german man dived over the edge and dragged the dog out and started performing CPR on…

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What do you call an old skeleton’s jokes?

*Dry humer!*

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

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What did they call Hitler when he swam?

Adolfin

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Why Couldn’t the Cannibal Stop Eating Morrocans?

He found them to be too Moorish

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What is a terrorists favourite dessert?

Ice is

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Obama and Trump are running laps

Donald Trump and Obama were running laps around the Whitehouse trying to get the best time. “I got 10 minutes!” yelled Trump. “I think that’s a new record!” “No, Bush did 9:11” said Obama

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One night, Murphy was walking home

when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him…

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For every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex.

Please don’t upvote. Her strap-on is huge.

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Where should children with ADHD be sent?

A Concentration Camp!

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