On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to…
They’re all about that base. Credit to /u/Assorted_Jellymemes
So he pulls over on the side of the road. He takes the jack out of the trunk and lifts the car up with it. Halfway through removing the wheel, another guys runs up with a screwdriver and starts removing…
but you can cry over spilled wine
Call out “B-52”
I hardly even know her!
Because muhammad taught her from a very young age.
He always orders an ice cream sundae and offers one to the empty stool next to him. One day the owner of the shop asks the physicist, “Why do you do that?” The physicist replies, “Well, quantum mechanics teaches us…
Cut the rope.