A boy comes home from school and says: “Hello dad, I’m hungry.” So his dad says: “Hello Hungry, I’m dead.” “Stop joking”, says the boy as he kneels down to his dad who is lying on the ground bleeding and…
It was a fabricated story.
Got home and girlfriend mocked me saying had I run behind a cab, I would have saved $15.
Those concerned mums were right, there’s way too much violins in video games.
…She forgot about Dre.
Took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same…
A crossing guard..