…the first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a quarter of a beer. The bartender stops them and pours two full beers. The infinite hoard is outraged and demands more, to…
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ate one.
She said ” How are you gonna make that feel good for me?” I said ” right before i come i´ll stop punching you in the face “
Iceland could not make it, he was still at the Euro´s
Because they’re handcuffed.
I don’t see the humor in them.
One is for when you want to KNOW which of your co-workers keeps stealing your lunch. The other is for when you just want whoever it is to quietly suffer.
How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs? None, he fell.
So this all started with Abraham Drinkin. Help us come up with more. It has to be a character from American History to celebrate today as well as some sort of alcohol theme. Here’s what we have so far (some…
One day it just clicked.