I’m a daughter door salesman.
and their time was up. In a new, enlightened program, the warden gave them a choice of three ways to die. – To be shot – To be hanged – To be injected with the AIDS virus. So the German…
…yeah just as fucking stupid as as it sounds:(
A girl waking up during sex.
Because as you know, corners are always 90 degrees Stolen from Who’s Line Is It Anyway
MOM : Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? SON : My name is Paul.
Lawers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked,…
for my haram bae
And the barman says, “You can come in here mate but don’t start anything! “