College

Go Home

A lecturing teacher noticed a lack of enthusiasm in her class. Few were paying attention so she decided to make an announcement, “The person to answer this next question gets to go home.” The students were all brought to attention…

Make Sure To…

1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. 3. Employ the vernacular. 4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. 6. Remember to never split an infinitive.…