Idiots

Idiots

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been travelling in circles. “We’re lost!” One of the men complained. “I thought you said you were…

Idiots

A couple on vacation was driving their RV through Wisconsin. As they approached the town of Oconomowoc they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth as they entered the town, and continued to…

Idiots

A woman was talking to her friend about her recent trip to Spokane, Washington. Her friend asked her how she liked Spokane. “I don’t know,” she answered. “I never got there.” “You never got there!” her friend exclaimed. “What do…

Idiots

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints about poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more…

Idiots

Professor: If there are any idiots in the classroom, please stand up. There was a long pause, then a lone freshman stood up in the back. Professor: So you consider yourself an idiot?Freshman: Well, not exactly. I just hated seeing…

Idiots

A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go.Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens.He tries…