Knock-Knock

Granny

Knock knock. Who’s there? Granny. Granny who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Granny. Granny who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Granny. Granny who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aren’t you glad you got rid of all those grannies?

Equivocator

Knock, knock! Who’s there, in th’ other devil’s name? Faith, here’s an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale, who committed treason enough for God’s sake, yet could not equivocate to heaven. O, come in, equivocator.