Hey! Football team! Get off the band field!
I don’t know much about prison, but it sounds like a pain in the ass.
“Mom! Deaf kids at school are making fun of me.” “What did they say?”
The word ‘function’ should never function as a verb.
I bet you I could stop gambling.
Trousers: Hot off the press . . . . / – – – I regret writing that. Remorse Code Does anyone here have a giant catapult? No? It was a long shot.. Saw two space hoppers outside a nightclub. I…
A gay pornstar doesn’t take as many balls to the face as my 4 year old son playing soccer.
One day I was standing in the park wondering how frisbees get bigger when they get closer. Then it hit me.
Mary had a little lamb, fries and a coke.
Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.