Band Class is the only class where you can blow it.
(I put the pun words in CAPS) A man was smoking in a no smoking restaurant. Mik went up to him and said “sir, you’ll have to leave’. The smoker said to mik “what if I dont wanna, yeah?, what’ll…
Two guys are eating a hamburger at a fast food place. 1st Guy- Does your hamburger taste funny? 2nd Guy- No just yours. Mine doesn’t have a sense of humor.
One woman to another woman Woman- Those firemen are hot. Other Woman- Yeah they are nice looking. Woman- No. I mean they just came out of that burning building. They’re hot.
What did the dog say to the driver who was driving behind him? Get off my tail!
The other day, I heard that a good friend of mine was outside during a thunderstorm and got struck by lightning. I was a bit shocked, but not as much as he was.
Mik and mak are having a pillow fight. Mak whacks mik hard. Mik yells “are you jamaican because ja maican me crazy!”
There was a king who was very greedy; he ruled a land called Drid. Every day he would take all the money and food the Drids had that day. This had gone on for years and the Drids were sick…
Have you heard about the sauna that serves food? Their specialty is steamed mussels.
Child: Mum, can I wear those really nice jeans with the hole in the knee to church? Mother: No honey, you can’t wear holy jeans to church!