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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed…

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Two women were at a bar. One looked at the other and said, “You know, 80 percent of all men think the best way to end an argument is to make love.””Well,” said the other woman,” that will certainly revolutionize…

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Two 95 year old men sitting at the senior center one day when the onesays, “I have to get right home!””What’s your hurry?” asks the other.”Me and the wife are having sex again today”.”Again? How often do you have sex?””Every…

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At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her…

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Two guys are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says to the other, “How’s your sex life, buddy?” The other guy answers, “Not too good. Every time me and the missus have sex, she loses interest half-way…

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Similarities between Nixon and ClintonNixon:WatergateClinton:WaterbedNixon: His biggest fear – the Cold WarClinton:His biggest fear – a Cold SoreNixon: Worried about carpet bombsClinton:Worried about carpet burnsNixon: His Vice President was a GreekClinton:His Vice President is a geekNixon: Couldn’t stop KissingerClinton:Couldn’t stop…

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A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn’t really ethical to screw one of his patients. However, a little…