Why did the computer get sick? He left his windows open
Long ago I gave my kid an iPod. Last year he talked me into buying him an iPhone. This year he said he needed an iPad. I asked what the i- means and he said that’s the way Apple name…
Boy: Will you marry me? Girl: Are you kidding? You’re a geek while I need a man with a big bank account and a nice house! Boy: I have 1000 GBs in the cloud. Girl: Come on, that won’t even…
Register lots of accounts, with each account voting for it as least comedy. If its average comedy drops below 0.5, it will be automatically deleted.
I think my smartphone is broken. I keep pressing the Home button, but I’m still working.
Teacher: Johnny, where is your homework? Johnny: Its on Facebook. I’ve uploaded a copy and tagged you. Please login and verify it later.
WIKIPEDIA: I know everything. GOOGLE: I have everything. FACEBOOK: I know everybody. INTERNET : You’re all nothing without me. ELECTRICITY: Keep talking, bitches!
A Windows customer said when he closes his windows, they disappear.
wocka is dead. no one comments anymore. no one submits jokes anymore. Can someone fix these glitches?- -when I write a comment and click on submit, half the time, the comment is not posted no matter how many times I…
I used facebook for a few days and got addicted to it. I’ve been studying since I was 6. Why the hell am I not addicted to it?