I was playing monopoly and I took some money from the bank when she wasn’t looking. Then I went upstairs and fucked her sister.
Same as my woman.
A blonde who finds herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just keeps bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offers her 10 to 1 odds, and says every…
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”…
*”I’ve just heard the funniest joke about Stalin… ever!”* *”Well, go ahead and tell us.”*, the other Judges ask. *”I can’t. I just gave someone a life sentence for it.”*
I told him “Dad I’m over here”
It’s an alternative fact!
…spend a semester studying abroad.
Are you surebert?