and he’ll be warm for a day……teach a man to jacket he’ll never leave the house
It was truly a senseless tragedy.
…for an upcoming simulated battle. As the last guy got up to the sergeant, the sergeant said, “sorry son, we’re all out. Take this broom instead.” The private looked puzzled so the sergeant explained, “When you see the enemy, point…
As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they’d spend it. The first girlfriend went out and got herself a complete makeover, telling him ”I spent the money so I could look pretty for you…
How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem… He just worked it out with a pencil.
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray…
the fourth of jew-ly
It was “gentry fried.”
neither have they