considering all the recycled content on here.
Every time someone tells a bulimia joke I throw up in disgust. Please keep them coming.
A soccer judge accidentally had given a condom instead of the yellow card to a player. Nobody broke the rules in that match any more.
A Fruit Roll-Up
The Doctor asks, “do you know who the father is?” The prostitute replies, “if you ate a can of beans, would you know which one made you fart?”
He pasta way We cannoli do so much
Must be something in the pussy they’re eating
The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s…
I started wailing and moaning and banging on the coffin In the end they opened it and let me out.
I’m gonna try his gays only one next week.