Apparently not the right way to ask the wife to hand me our disabled baby.
On his return, he’s telling his pal all about it. “I was coming out of a shop one day and it was raining hard outside, so I took shelter in a doorway. Another feller was sheltering too, and he turned…
because then it would be considered a foot.
The guy playing the guitar was well jealous that he never noticed it first! Chased me all the way down the street.
He is singing: My life is amazing, dumdumdum, my life is long, dum dumdum, dumdumdum dumdumdum dumdumdum
I counted at least 3 different shades of white in it.
Because they’re gas!
An idiot was taking sky-diving lessons. The instructor explained that it was time for his first jump, and all he had to do was jump from the plane, count to six, and pull the rip cord. A truck would be…