PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
The zebra meets God and asks him the one true question that he’s been wondering his whole life. “God, am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes?” God responds, “You are who you…
Get off me homes!
It was a great *offur.*
The plane starts to go down, and they find there are only three parachutes. “We’ll take them and jump,” says the minister. “But the children,” cries the rabbi, “we have to save the children!” The minister snaps, “fuck the children!”…
*Knock knock* Who’s there? Erma. Erma who? Ermagerd, stop with all that knocking!!! …. so I was very tired. At least my fiancé laughed.
You get to meet new people every day! 😀
The New York Jets
Ha! Get it?