I thought he had lived a good, happy life He told me that he was full of Egrets
His wife starts to complain because she says he never takes her anywhere, so he tells her, “Fine, you can come fishing with me and the dog tomorrow!” The next morning, the husband wakes up and wakes his wife. Now…
They both make artificial fan sounds.
A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5″ Inches.
A pregnant woman goes into a coma moments after she gives birth to twins, one boy and one girl. When she finally wakes up several days later and asks: Woman: “Doctor, this feels like deja vu. Has this happened to…
on the waiting room he is with a tauntaun called Cold. Once he goes inside the doctor asks, are you Cold? and he replies , no I’m Luke, Worm.
Every kiss begins with KKK
Yea they took the jack off
He stops, takes a deep breath and says, “Good morning, ladies.”