I could afford a house in the economy they ruined
If they’re black, you have nothing to eat.
Now that I think about it, what’s telling me that?
And so, one day, the bartender musters the courage to mention the funny look, and ask if there was a story behind it. “Well, I was walking this desert one day, when I cam upon an old style lamp. I…
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell sausage!” Momma…
On the condition he gets to install windows.
To me, that’s fucking bananas
Equal rights = Equal fights
I feel bad for locking him out now.
i hate jeans with a passion but on this particular night that i had a date all my khakis were dirty, so i had no choice but to slip into a pair of levis i had hanging in the closet.…