Pretty stupid really, now I need surgery.
Sure, she’s a bitch, but of course I’d take a bullet for my cousin.
Because their P is silent!
It doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
As soon as he gets out, he rushes to the hospital to see his son. On the first floor, he sees a sign which says “here’s where gorgeous babies are”. He asks the doctor “Is my baby, Gerald, here?” and…
A Fortune Wookie
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it’s face, rolls over and remarks, “Well, I guess we answered that question.”
Four reverse, one forward (in case they get attacked from the rear)