I would drive my first car every day, but only drive the DeLorean from time to time.
When the buy asked her out she responded “oh I know you country boys will fuck anything that walks. Pigs, chickens, goats and horses.” The boy made a disgusted grin. “chickens???”
the muslim explodes
But now I’m just an air conditioner.
One day, a rich man was walking out from a store, and back to his Ferrari. He reached his car and opened the door. At that very moment, another passing car smashes into his car door, ripping it off its…
At least he tried ……
Both got seats on the titanic’s lifeboats.
Only a cheetah can.
that’s it, that’s the joke. It takes like 1000 years to pay off your debt. Longer than it took you to earn your degree.