She needed more concentration.
I meant to ask her to “feed the dogs.” Instead I said, “You ruined my life, you soul sucking, evil beast.”
*Makes choking noise*
A chef was recently arrested for murder and cannibalism after a midget martial artist was found cut into pieces in a stock pot. The chef was later questioned why he did it. “I was making a soup and thought it…
I have a problem of creating topics just for the sake of delivering some lame ass punchline or a pun even if the topic itself is moot, and I need professional help with that. It just happens like one-two and…
The one who buys her a drink.
When the sweat from your balls runs down the crack of your sisters ass …