A non-knee moose! Ba-dum-tiss
Yo tengo Harambe.
He needed the money
Not screaming in horror like passengers in his bus.
He doesn’t. He scares the shit out of it.
A woman hears her husband cussing up a storm From behind the bathroom door. She knocks and asks, ‘honey ,what is it?’ Her husband emerges from the bathroom and says, ‘The doctor prescribed suppositories for this stomach problem I’ve been…
Whole numbers that are not divisible by 2.
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to…
as soon as she gets in she notices a hot dog stand. She blushes and giggling says “the holy spirit!”
In case one dozen come out right.