Because they make up everything.
It’s nap time when the hours-hand is shorter than the minutes-hand.
A Hotel Room.
Playing media at high volume for long periods of time can damage your hearing. BIGGEST Joke Microsoft has to offer: Bill Gates’ Microsoft.
Two sides of hummus decided to go out to eat. Once they finished eating, they said, “chickpeas!”
I didn’t make the cut
Because if women stop having kids, who are the priests going to rape?
Bread. It likes to “loaf” around.