She killed my dog
As the next day dawned, the keeper ran to see how the stallion had made out and was chagrined to see him leaning up against a tree. His mane was disheveled, his body covered in welts from angry hooves, and…
But with all the Planned Parenthood closings, I think we’re about to multiply.
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn’t reach.
and the doctor says “What’s wrong with you?”, to which the man replies “Doctor, can’t you see I’m Sikh?”
I can’t jelly my dick in your mom’s ass
…but they don’t work in practice.