and there was a loaf of Hovis in the Lion enclosure – so I went up to the zookeeper and said “What’s that doing in there?” and he said “That? That’s bread in captivity”
It would be the first time New Zealand declared anything against Australia.
You oscillate its tit a lot
I mean, they’ve always got your back amirite
When I asked, she said it was a Freudian slip.
And he arrives there a day early before the meeting. So he decides to enjoy the night-life a little bit. The man goes out to a bar, picks up a lady after having a few drinks, and takes her back…
Actually this is Oxymoron Club. “Ok, same difference.” looks at group Oh, this guy is good.
The man responds to this news by asking “Do you know who I am?” Not recognizing him, the host immediately gives him the next available table in order to make it seem like he does. “Does this table meet your…
They teach it to jump on command by using flies as treats. Now when they say “Jump” the frog jumps. Then they chop off one leg. They say “Jump” and the frog jumps in a crooked path. So far so…
When she met Stevie Wonder backstage. He was like “Who brought a goddamned bouncy castle in here!”