Bartender asks ‘Why the long face?’.
A canon canon cannon
I guess he’s the ghost now.
I’m pleased to say they’re flying off the shelves.
In school, I once dropped the base. The kid next to me got severe alkali burns. . .
“How wonderful! I hope you don’t mind me asking, what happened to your first husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.” “Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?” “He also ate poisonous mushrooms and died.” “Oh, how terrible! I’m…
I always leave a good first impression! PS. I work for a printerpublisher and thought of this one while I was punching holes today. I hope the punchline isn’t too convoluted.
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Brian raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.” Susan answers, “He’s in my heart.”…
She asks him what he’s looking for. He replies, “oh just the expiration date!”