It is the new school year, and the science class sits down. The professor walks in with a dead body on a stretcher. The whole class screams and cringes at the sight of the body. The professor says, “Calm down…
They’re always so forced.
The margins were too small.
IHOP Gives tipping your waitress new meaning
Same time next month. ——— What did one ball said to the other ball? Don’t trust the guy in between us, he’s a dick, and the guy behind is an asshole. ———– Why was 6 jealous? Because 7 8 9…
He wiped with the wrong hand
They try to turn their nonsense into gold.
She couldn’t control her pupils.
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Stabbing a man with a spoon is pointless.
You both started with a Big Bang. (I’ve known this joke for a longtime and I don’t remember if I made it)