I said I like the change.
My girlfriend asked me what I wanted to do this evening? Should we go out bowling or should we go upstairs and mess around in the bed? I told her that I am NOT going to put my fingers in…
If she is not blind, I already know that I have no chance with her.
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
Honey, I’ll be home in 30 minutes.
He got a 82 role!
Wand Erection. EDIT: If you don’t get it, try saying it aloud.
Drinking his coffee a police officer watches a man walking down the block with a leashed penguin. He goes outside to confront the offender. “Take that penguin to the zoo or you’re going to jail” “We are on the way…