Right now he’s negotiating for a better interest rate on Daylight Savings Time.
Nothing; it just let out a little wine.
He was preparing for his last moments
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his “manhood” into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything…
-when I’m around.
I don’t have Lamborghini in my garrage
This guy went to a bar…long story short, he met this broad and they went back to his place. Before they got undressed to do the horizontal mambo, he said, “Listen, I’m sorry but I don’t think we should have…
A Bed and Breakfast.