… has members all around the globe
Three elderly men were at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asked the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” was his reply. The doctor said to the second man, “It’s your turn. What is three times…
She shoots him again.
God says “Satan, you’ve betrayed me before, but I am a just and forgiving god. You may get back into Heaven, if you can beat my only son in a programming contest.” Satan and Jesus meet to agree to the…
Because he was Haydn
“I did Nazi that coming*
“Can I trilobite of your food?” P.S. – my eleven year old sister came up with this
So he could win Allah the prizes.
The man asks the bartender what the jar of coins is for. The bartender tells the man that they have a horse in the stable out back, and if the man can make the horse laugh, he gets to keep…
That person would be 0K Edit: Just noticed that I flopped the title. 🙁