The storekeeper asks, “What can I get for you today?” The man says, “I’m looking for some Patriots themed balloons for my Super Bowl party.” The storekeeper looks at him for a second, then says, “Sorry, those are all deflated.”
.. A bra
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his…
Uncles in your pants.
Said mom, dad replys: since I hired you.
It drove the audience bananas!
“Is that you coffin?’
The police officer approached his car and the man rolled down his window. ‘Sir, do you have any clue on how fast you were just going?’ the police officer asked him. ‘Well, I had to, didn’t I officer, I was…
Number 6 won’t shock you
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.