My young nephew Harry asked me how babies are made. I had no idea how to approach it so I looked online and found a video that explains it all. At the end of the video I told him “It’s…
They both work with crust.
Said “Beat it… we’re closed”
Now I’m handiclapped
…then God made the Earth round..and he laughed and laughed. edit: I proof read this so may times… amd -> and
“At your old age?” Says the second one as he cuts him off. “How was it?” He asks in anticipation “Much nicer than the boys” Edit: dunno if this translates well enough
There’s plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he’s doing alright – but after a few months he gets lonely… The pig starts to look more and more attractive – soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc.…
Old Mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone… But Rover took over, and he bent her over, and gave her a bone of his own
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?