A woman is all ready to give birth to her first baby. The doctor, obstetrician, and nurses are all waiting for the birth. The doc checks for any signs of progress and suddenly he feels something moving, pulls back his…
It was FOILed
There would be hell toupee.
It sounds like pizza day in a special needs class.
I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you modelling kits!
months pregnant. am i too old to be a dad?
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”…
What a sweet ass
/ – … I see mom and dad fight from time to time, but ive never seen you and grandaddy fight… why is that? / – Well, says the grandma, we got married in the old church in the middle…