A good Friday
When they went to court, the judge said that he would like to give them a second chance if they could work in the community and convince young people not to do drugs they would avoid jail time. The two…
It wasn’t very nice, I think I’ll try it with a croissant next time.
A lion asked, “Why’d you do that?” The elephant said, “That’s the same one that bit me on the trunk 17 years ago last week.” The lion said, “Wow. Amazing memory.” The elephant said, “Sure. Turtle recall.”
He really trained for it
Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?
Because he ate a passenger’s carrion!
An LDS on LSD