Psychiatrist: You have paranoid schizophrenia. Patient: Who! Me or me?
Their warrants. (Here come the down-votes!)
The kid starts crying and keeps crying for 10-15 minutes. Frustrated, a man screams :” damnit woman, put a boob in the kid’s mouth. ” Angered by the remark, the woman’s husband stands up and starts lecturing the guy in…
I don’t know… but the flag is a big plus.
All the shit was coming from her mouth.
My wife, Judy, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Judy was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before…
A man travels to Spain and decides to watch one of the bullfighting matches for which Spain is well known. The match was intense & thrilling. Unlike anything which can be found anywhere else in the world. Afterwards there was…
….so they wouldn’t think all 50 chicken nuggets were for me.