1 fly farts and the other says ‘do you mind I’m eating’
“For God’s sake man, put some pants on!”
In charge of order, Yoda was
He checked his franz liszt
They wanted to know when it’d be due by
You can put a silencer on a gun.
I tried to go back to sleep but eventually I had to let her out.
Father o’conner keeps chickens behind the church in a coop. One sunday he goes to feed them and finds the cock’s gone missing. He knows theres a cock fighting ring in the village so at mass he questions the congregation.…
Because he has nothing better to do, Trump agrees and meets with the man the day before his execution. Trump: “So, uh, what did you do?” Inmate: “I shot a bunch of people in a liquor store robbery, burned down…