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I never warn my wife before I pull the anal beads out.. I like starting the mower on the first tug.
Tulips on your organ
Deep in the desert. Mehmet, an Arab fighter (or militant, if you will) chases an Israeli soldier, let’s call him Moshe, with an AK47 gun. Mehmet closes on Moshe and starts firing at him but misses. The chase continues through…
“Dam fish! Get your dam fish here!”, the boy shouts. A priest walks by, totally confused, so he decides to ask the boy what the problem is. “Son, why are you calling them ‘damn fish”? What did they do to…
It truly is my Achille’s elbow.
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband says,…
I can only blame my shelf.