None at all. They’re both yuuge assholes.
I went to the doctors about my hearing and the doctors asked me “Can you describe the symptoms?” I said “Yeah, Homer’s fat and Marge has blue hair”
that’s it. that’s the joke.
“Doctor, am I dying? I hurt all over, I can’t sleep at night, and I have trouble staying conscious” Doctor: Nope, you’re just a college student.
only cat’s can
It would be a shame if someone put an ‘s’ at the start and an ‘e’ at the end…
A group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets…
He needed more leg room.
Thus making “went to a Raiders game” yet another thing people won’t talk about when they get home from Vegas.