They want to see who can throw the bricks the highest but can’t seem to figure out how to measure the height that they threw it. One of the guys says “we can just measure how far the brick sinks…
Plagiarism *just like 80% of the jokes on this page wink wink*
Mick, from Dublin , appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros. “You’ve done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter, “but for a million…
None. He’s too busy screwing his daughter in the oval office.
I’ve never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing or why men think with their head and women with their heart.…
What do we want? Chrome/Firefox: Faster internet! When do we want it? Internet explorer: Faster internet!
None. They just beat the room for being black.
The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?”