After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract…
But then I’d be in treble
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
The bartender says That’s a nice pig you got there. The woman says it’s not a pig it’s a parrot. The bartender says I was talking to the parrot.
You have my Word.
Maybe Trump’s real plan is to make Americans so intolerable that the rest of the world doesn’t want to cross America’s borders.
Requirements : a blue paint, a red paint and a hammer. Steps : 1. Paint one of your balls blue and the other one red. 2. Proceed towards your first coitus experience. 3. If you find your girlfriend saying “That’s…
Applicant: Well that depends, what’s the complaint? Interviewer: He’s complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I’d start by telling him he’s in the retail section.