You can’t see them coming
A kid in my class asked why we had a Black History Month and not a White History Month. I told him we had eleven.
It was a rad-ish
His organ didn’t have any stops.
-OH SHIT A PLANE IS COMING TOWARDS THE BUILDING
Mom: Who’s There Preston: Preston. Mom: Preston who? Preston let out a disheartening sigh as he walked away from the door, knowing his mother’s Alzheimer’s was getting worse.
Butt fuck it.
There’s twenty of them.
After looking around, he walks up to the front desk and asks “Hey, I am looking for a book about micropenises but can’t seem to find it.” The librarian responds “I am sorry, I don’t think it’s in yet” “That’s…
Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? Teacher:I have other students’ tests to grade. Student: I have other teachers’ homework to do.