I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!
Wiped his ass.
He only pets pussy.
I just can’t do this anymore. I think I’m just going to kill myself. But the gun is like… way over there.
Girlfriend: Don’t you have a vase?
That’s what most Christians do anyways.
Because it was set so low.
She says, “Don’t even go there. The way that party went, you’re lucky you don’t bark.”
I was fartled.