He kissed his wife on the cheek and closed his eyes, now sleeping. Suddenly he woke up with a quiver and saw a beardy old man with a cowl beside him. “Who are you and what the hell are you…
She told me “I cantaloupe”.
I no longer saw the point in swordfighting after it blinded both my eyes.
Because they’re dead.
Start with five million and become a day trader.
He tried to make eggs. He broke the yoke. Yoke! Oh! Oh no!
You better not be a cheetah
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny,…
Doctor: “Dont worry, Its all in your head”