My dyslexic friend told me about a laugher house near him… he said he’d go and see if it was any good… if it was he’d bring me next time… you know… it’s been a few years and he must…
Because paper beats rock.
Interviewer: What level of education have you achieved? Interviewee: I have a PhD. Interviewer: In what? Interviewee: Oh, in Pussy Hole Destruction.
By using DOS-Fuhrer
Ooops… wrong place for this post
A ban from the restaurant
Because they’re friends with grand wizards.
A citizen orders a Trabant car. The salesman tells him to come back to pick it up in nine years. The customer asks: “Shall I come back in the morning or in the evening then?” “You’re joking, aren’t you?” “No,…