Me: Knock knock! Reddit-user: Who’s there? Me: To. Reddit-user: To who? Me: To whom*
I guess “Cha Ching” wasn’t an appropriate name suggestion
I got undressed She says, “Who you gonna satisfy with that thing?” I says, “Me!”
I was hoping you would just upvote.
So I asked my kids what happened. Apparently she left me 3 days ago.
Nobody expected the Spanish Acquisition.
Then they think I’m ugly AND poor
A man walks into the local branch of the Ministry of the Interior and tells the secretary he wants to change his name. “What’s your current name?” asks the secretary. “Adolf Cohen” answers the man. “What – you really think…
…but I guess I shouldn’t have said “Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down.”
The babies in my nutsack are still living.